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Penguin In The Park

Once a man was walking in a park when he
across a penguin. He took it to a policeman
and said; “What should I do?” The
policeman replied; “Take it to the zoo!”.
The next day, the policeman saw the man in
the same park. The man was still carrying
the penguin. The policeman was rather
surprised and walked up to the man and
asked; “Why are you still carrying the
penguin? Didn’t you take it to the zoo?” The
man replied; “I certainly did. And it was a
great idea because the penguin really
enjoyed it. So, today I am taking it to the
movie”.

Pinguin Di Sebuah taman

seorang pria sedang berjalan di taman ketika ia
melintasi seekor penguin. Dia
membawanya ke seorang polisi dan
berkata, “Apa yang harus saya lakukan”
Polisi itu menjawab, “Bawa ke kebun
binatang!”. Keesokan harinya, polisi melihat
pria di taman yang sama. Pria itu masih
mengusung penguin. Polisi itu agak
terkejut dan menghampiri pria itu dan
bertanya, “Mengapa kau masih membawa
penguin Bukankah kau bawa ke kebun
binatang?” Pria itu menjawab, “Saya sama sekali Dan itu ide bagus karena penguin
benar-benar menikmatinya Jadi, hari ini
saya membawanya ke film..”.

“Bad Dream”

Once there was a couple sleeping. The wife had a bad dream. She woke up. She was scared and cried.
Her husband tried to make her comfortable and asked why she cried. Then she replied: “I had a dream that a very rich and handsome man kidnapped me from you.” Hearing his wife answer, the husband said: “It is ok honey, it was just a dream.”
Immediately the wife responded loudly: “That is why I’m crying.”

                                                              "  Mimpi BURUK "

Setelah  beberapa saat tidur . Istri bermimpi buruk . Dia terbangun . Dia takut dan menangis .

Suaminya mencoba untuk membuatnya nyaman dan bertanya mengapa dia menangis . Lalu dia menjawab : " . Aku bermimpi bahwa orang yang sangat kaya dan tampan menculikku dari Anda " Mendengar jawaban nya istri , sang suami berkata : " It is ok madu , itu hanya mimpi . "

Segera istri menjawab keras : " Itulah sebabnya aku menangis . "

Where do you get sugart?                                                                 
Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
                           
Artinya / terjemahannya cerita singkat diatas
Teacher: Produk apa saja dari West Indies?
Student: Saya tidak tahu.
Teacher: Ayolah pastinya kamu tahu, Memang darimana kamu mendapatkan gula?
Student: Kami meminjamnya dari tetangga kami.

Cerita (Spoof) Singkat : Patient’s Death!!
A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, “I have some good news and some bad news.”
The man says, “OK, give me the good news first.”
The doctor says, “The good news is, you have 24 hours to live.”
The man replies, “Oh no! If that’s the good news, then what’s the bad news?”
The doctor says, “The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.”

Artinya 
Seorang pria menerima telepon dari doktornya!
Doktor mengatakan, “Saya memiliki kabar baik dan buruk.”
Pria itu berkata, “Baiklah, berikan saya kabar baiknya dulu”
Doktor mengatakan, “Kabar baiknya, kau hanya memiliki 24 jam untuk hidup”.
Pria menawab, “Oh Tidak! jika itu adalah kabar bagus, lalu apa kabar buruknya?”
Doktor mengatakan, “Kabar buruknya adalah saya lupa menelopon anda kemarin”.